Another day full of laughs & -.-"s.
Long and naggy post.
STRONGLY NOT RECOMMENDED if you just did your english homework.





1) Just after recess was our Food & Nutrition or Design & Technology classes. We had to take our bags and go off to our respective lessons and the first half of our class's F&N students must rush to the kitchen for the practical. But Kenny Ng, our monitor, who had the classroom key went for D&T at level 1.
So they waited and waited.


...
Finally, he arrived after numerous calls on the phone. Everyone waiting outside the class shouted "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~" at the sight of him walking towards us.
Yup, imagine how loud will it be.
Not surprisingly, the classes on our block (including the opposite sides) all stopped and turned to see what was the commotion about.

Despite the attention, we continued with the jeering, in fact even louder.
Miss See, who was teaching on the 3rd storey. (our class is on the 4th) came out of the class and screamed at us.

Many of us stopped, but some prefer to challenge her and went on.


Suddenly, someone mentioned that Miss See is making her way up now.

:X

You should see what's everyone doing, totally classic.


We immediately ran into the classroom once Kenny opened the door and rushed for our tables to pack bags.

We were super duper united, I tell you !

Now I know how exactly Singaporeans felt once they knew a bomb attack was on the way during World War II.

EVERYBODY WAS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES !!!


oh, the horror !

AHAHAHAHAHA!


Everything happened in just split seconds.
Within no time, the classroom was empty except for a few of us.

Out of a sudden, Ming Shuang said " HUH ?! I only say Miss See coming out, not coming UP ! Why they run till like that ? "

-.-"""""""""


HAHAHAHAHA.

HILARIOUS !

2) Miss Tay didnt come to school today, so the 2nd half of the class's F&N students did not have practical lessons and were made to slack for the whole 3 periods !
Initially, we were quietly doing our stuffs like playing the 3x3x3 Cube and reading storybooks.
During the last period, the weird Cheena teacher came in. She scolded us for ridiculous reasons like we didnt greet her and so. Since when did she tell us her surname ?!

-.-

Towards the end, she prepared to left.
Please, the bell for assembly did not even rang yet !

The most WTF thing was !
She actually skipped her the way out of the classroom while telling us to go up to the hall for assembly by ourselves.

YES,
SKIPPED.
SKIPPED.
SKIPPED.

We were all like O.O ?!
Someone shouted
" WAH LAO EH. MUST SKIP MEH ?! "

She peeped in through the door and told us (in chinese, of course)
" I'm happy to finally leave the class."

-.-


3) Starting of the weekly assembly, the screen showed a video on some sexy models displaying their figure. It caught everyone's attention.
Halfway through the video was cut off and 9 girls came out. Without their vivid introduction, it was clearly understood-ed that they were lower secondary girls because of their football socks and wedding gowns.

BLAHS.

It was actually a public debating session regarding the issue of size 0 models.

-.-""""""""""""""


SIAN DIAO LA .

For the whole of their debating session, I could only hear words being mumbled out in a machine gun manner and nothing more.
The microphone was far too soft and the speakers spoke up in a if-I-dont-finish-this-paragraph-within-one-breath-I-will-get-drowned-in-the-pond pace.

HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO HEAR ?!

The hall was unusually quiet probably cause we were too bored to even bother communicating.
I think the PA people might have noticed that and asked for a change of microphones.

Once the speaker let out her word, everyone nearly jumped out of their skins.

This time the microphone was loud enough to hold a rock concert.

-.-

Well, we adjusted to that soon after.

ANYWAY,
I was admiring my fingers when I looked up to the stage again.
Miss Teng was on stage and making her way down,
when...



THUD !

GREAT LANDING,
on the butt !

SHE SLIPPED AND FELL !

OMFG.

Her face was lost and confused at first but quickly stood up, armchio-ing her way to where the other teachers were.


If the school is giving out " The Most Pai Seh Acts " of the year,
10 trophys will be smiling to her in her living room.

Guess many of the students did not see the whole process like I do because there was no roar of laughter.

:(

Else it was so going down in the Chung Cheng History.

Felt abit bad for her actually,
if I were her, I would have cried long ago.
Or most probably run out of the school and hide in a cave somewhere in the mountains for a year.

Oh well, at least she made our day.
:D

A guy who hosted "The Arena" on Channel 5 came later on and told us about his show.
Handsome, Muscular, Sense of Humour, Intelligent.

OMG. :X

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY,
at the end he wanted us to record a short clip for the show.
So stay tuned to see the paiseh actions we did okay.
(:





&
Got satisfactory results for the run yesterday.
Guess nothing is impossible if you try. :D



對不起.
我還需要些些時間把身影抹去.